A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, “Pull over,” and the driver pulls over to the side of the road.He says, “I’m sorry, officer, was I speeding?”The police officer says, “No, mate, but your wife fell out of the

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?A: He knows who the ten men were.

Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess how old I am,” he says. “Bet I can,” she says. “Bet you fifty dollars you can’t tell me how old I am,” he says. “You’re on,” she says.”Stand up.” He stands up. She looks him

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks.”The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.””No. Those are deer tracks.”They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by

Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view mirror. “What are we going to do?” asks the drunk passenger.”Don’t worry, I know what to do. Peel the label off your bottle and stick it