A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, “We’re ruined, all the money’s
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A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?””Of course I do. It is the Bible.” the lady replies!”Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars to buy a drink. All of a sudden she gets an idea that she knows will solve her problems.She takes her change and goes to the man at the end of the bar and says, ”
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.”Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I’m an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn’t Everything… But it Sure Keeps the Kids In TouchIf you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!100,000 sperm
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He looks at his mom and says, “Mom, look, I’m a white boy!”His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, “Go show