An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.”Where did you get such a functional bike?” asked the first.The second engineer replied: “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could dowithout the gardener.

The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Directorsaid: “If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you letthem in?” The General

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.

A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, “So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?””Yes, Doc,” the old man slowly responded. “My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered.”This took the doctor quite

When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough———————————-When I don’t do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn’t do itHe is too busy———————————-When I do something without being toldI am trying to be smartWhen my boss does the sameThat is initiative———————————-When I please