A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man.Out
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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned on her.
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES”.By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German”airfield,” constructed with meticulous care, was made almostentirely of wood. There were wooden hangars, oil tanks, gunemplacements, trucks, and aircraft.The Germans took so long in building their
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a Teacher says, “Spit the gum out!”
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?””No problem at all — nine
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!”.The grasshopper says “Oh yeah? You have a drink named Leonard?!”.