Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aids.

A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his students that his final was not a cumulative final and just covered the information since the last midterm, so in essence, the final was just like

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she got an F in sex.