Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, “I am 21 years old, I have no legs and

Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.

There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?”. Man2 says, “I guess I’d want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family”.Man3 says, “I’d want