What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the table”
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave, how ya
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know why you called your company Microsoft”
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.