Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”The nympho says, “Are you done already?”The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
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A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they’re are doing. After a moments hesitation, the mother replies “They’re making cakes.”The next day the little girl and her mother go to
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: “Is it mine?”
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?””After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.””If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?””We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog’s still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the dog was dead.Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!