A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.”Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon up.””That’s mighty nice of you, ” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!