Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
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Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up cunts!”
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. – Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy ditch.