Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10. The horror of seeing the effects of G-Forces on wrinkles.9. Kept using the Hubble to find his glasses.8. Everytime he sneezed, his teeth flew out.7. Forgot where he was each morning, kept grabbing for Scott while