Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space Invader.
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What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits.What’s the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One’s tryin to diet, and the other’s dyin to try it…
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.”Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. “Also,” says the director,
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!