One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.”Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.”We don’t have any money for food.”
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Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character matter YET?One More Whore And We Get GoreBill Clinton: Commander in HeatMy President
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him.He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they have cards for ex-spouses.”The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: – has to work hard; – has to work at great depths; – has to work upside down; – has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; – has to work in a high humidity
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.Morris shouts across the garage, “Hey
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies in the bedroom window and zooms straight up the woman’s love tunnel. ‘Oh God!’ she screams. ‘Help me! There’s a bee up my vagina and it’s buzzing around in there (albeit rather pleasurably)!’ ‘Let’s go says