In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy. The second race was the Breast Stroke…the order of finish was:The brunette came in first, the redhead second,… “but wait”, where wasthe blonde??? She was still racing!When she got to the finish line…she said
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Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut seeds!!!
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s aknob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don’t shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don’t moo.
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you cansee the stars.