Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response: Paula was good, but no cigar.
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun ofone of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had hadenough.”Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.Then came the second half…First play: The elephant runs