Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to the laptop lover.Behold beta beauty in a keyboard’s keen kindness.Now yet torment thy melancholy hardwareBy always vexing the amorous flameOf thine model motherboard.This tyrant widget conceals
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the problem?”The mother says, “It?s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings,she?s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother andsays, “Well, I
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it “good for up to 20 pounds.”
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, “just name it a pub.” Another said, “just name it the bar.” The thrid guy said, “name it Suzy’s Legs”.The owner like that one so
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: “Nice tits!”