Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three. . . one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.A3: Two. . . one to make batter and one to peel the
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Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his life ingeneral. He felt as there was nothing waiting for him in this life… …until one day, in the breakfast table, he was reading the morning paper,when he saw an article, which would change his life.
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea. . . “
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was still stuck!
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One – he puts it in the socket and lets the world revolve around him.