Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F”? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied,”S-H-I-T” (letters only).”She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.He acknowledged her remark again by

Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don’t tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells tothe blonde in the cornfield: “Hey, if I knew how to swim, I’d go

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!