Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.
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What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, “What’s the problem?”The frog says, “Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?”
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working there was an elderly man and was hard ofhearing.Monica said,”I need this dress cleaned.” The man said, “Come again?”Monica replied, “No, it’s just mustard.”
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.