As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human genepool.And now, for this year’s illustrious winner(s):.. drum roll… JohnPernicky and friend Sal Hawkins, of the great state of
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Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During dinner He tells them: “I needed three importantpeople to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroythe Earth.”Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: “I have tworeally bad news items. God
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?- It died.Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?- It was tied on to the first monkey.Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?- It got hit by the first