Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,”I’m tired. I think I’ll swim back.”
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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future. Sadly, Star Trek does not take into account the stupidity, selfishness, and horniness of the average
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!