There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ransometests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctorcalledand the wife answered. “I’m going to have to run a few more tests”, the doctor said “I’m goingtoneed a semen, urine and

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “GREEN SIDE UP!”.In the second room she told the painter she would like

A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where was your mom born?”The other kid answers, “Alaska”.The first one replies:”Gee, then don’t worry about it… I’ll ask’er myself!”