1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of Banking – How to make deposits.3…Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome – You don’t need new shoes everyday.4…Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.5…Nag Nag Nag – how to overcome your tendency to be
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1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.6. If its mine, it must never appear
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, – “Buffalo Come!”And the Lone Ranger said, “How do you know Tonto?”Tonto replied, – “Ear stuck to ground…”
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.Men are like ….Vacations. They never seem long enough.Men are like….Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.Men are like ….Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.Men are
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr.THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL-by Hillary ClintonMY LIFE’S MEMORIES-by Ronald ReaganTHINGS I CAN’T AFFORD-by Bill GatesMY
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said “Nice pigs, Sir!”The President replied “These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.1970: Keg.2000: EKG.1970: Acid Rock.2000: Acid Reflux.1970: Moving to California because it’s cool.2000: Moving to California because it’s warm.1970: Growing pot.2000: Growing pot belly.1970: Douglas Street bridge.2000: Dental bridge.1970: Watching John Glenn’s historic