Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with his back against a tree.As he slept, two young lasses

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just dyed her hair.A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the woods, and they knew they had to stop forthenight. Joe suggested they stop where they were right there, a niceclear,wooded area. Rich agreed, but Scott disagreed, because there was nothinginteresting around, only trees. They kept hiking

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.