Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him “Paperor Plastic” and the man said, “Uh…paper I guess.”Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said “Real or Counterfeit”.
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve never met.
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days