Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.
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Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea, “My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanford and all, I’m so proud!”Hillary proceeds
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G. S. T.
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn’t seem to get a grip. So in
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much “Moss” in it!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.