A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if ask how you got

Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese. He says to the Irishman, “you’re in charge of Sweeping,I want this whole area swept up before I get back”. He says to the Italian, “You’re in charge of shoveling. I want

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.