A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.”What are you doing?”, asked the Mom.”Mom I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly. I

– How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t know…Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the jar.

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Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked God:How much is 1 million dallors to you?God replies 1 penny.Then the boy asked god if he could have a penny.God replies…sure, “gimme 1 second”.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.