Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
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YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There’s not half the files there used to be,And there’s a milestonehanging over meThe system crashed so suddenly.I pushed something wrongWhat it was I could not say.Now all my data’s goneand I long for
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn’t impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m. p. h.[Along with everything else in your mouth at the time.]The condom – made originally of linen – was invented in
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. “That’s more than twice the monthly payment you make for that (expletive)computer!” she continued as she escalated to screaming.”I confess! I confess!” I sobbed. “I’m just an on-line junkie.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er…, when I clean myself off with the curtains.