Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Known to friends as “Brown-n-Serve,” Fresh was anavid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largestfuneral ceremonies in recent years.Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, theCalifornia Raisins, Hungry Jack,
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Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good. Everbody wuz sleepin’all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird WineDanced in they headsI was passed out on de floRight next to my MaWhen I heard such a fussI thinked “It must be de law!!”I looked out tru
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: “What the heckare you doing down there?”And the fellow shouts back: “Yoga!”
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, “How much for a box of rubbers?””They’re $1 for a box of 3,” he replied, “Plus 6 cents for the tax.””Oh,” said the blonde, “I wondered
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you lookingfor?”The engineer replied, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package.”The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeksvacation,
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out once a week!