Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have? – JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own
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A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again.
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look like a people person?3. This isn?t an office. It?s Hell with fluorescent lighting!4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.6.
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, “If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?”The first lady thinks for a minute and says, “Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime.”The second
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway.He walks over and says – “Good morning, I’m THOR”!She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have “buck teeth!”