A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys” soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, “You notice how the boss has been leaving work early for lunch and comes back late the past few
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There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home…Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.”Keyboard” —- Place to hang your truck keys.”Window” —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.”Floppy” —— When you run out of Polygrip.”Modem” ——- How you got rid of
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER’s great,But. . . there are problems that can’t wait!Now Benton’s fine, and Carter too,But Ross and Susan just won’t do!Now who do you think that we should hire,Since both of them today I’ll fire?Mark:
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666WINDOWS9587 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666SYSTEM 7. 083 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666Coincidence? I think