Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
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TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the splits.7. See if it’s truly possible to launch
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:”I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.””Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.”No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.6. Determine WHY
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks “What does one do about sex around here?”The others direct him to a large gun barrel with a hole in it. At first he does not like the idea much but, when he
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bottle washed ashore and when they picked it up, a genie rushed out. Oh masters, he said. For releasing me from this bottle you will each have one wish. The American said:
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he caught sight of a stunning brunette, whom he had noticed earlier in the church, as she came through the door. His eyes never