Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None! He fell.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.She puts on one of those pads with “wings,” then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.She’s developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.She retains
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is really getting pissed off.Finally, the last horse and the midget decided that he really wanted this horse.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”. The Attendant notices that the front and back seats of the car areoccupied by penguins.”Hey Buddy” says the attendant to the driver, “These birds can’t be happy like this…they’re wild animals, you should take them to