OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”.The man says “I’ll show ya’ if you get me a beer.” So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks
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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says “If you want to live you must complete some tasks. First you must go into the forest, pick some fruits, and
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?” Look what Marma-Lade!! “