A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!
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There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way off. But while searching, one of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. Dusting it off, the genie came out.”I will grant you each a wish,” he said. “Why not,” thought the blondes.
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That’s nothing; last night I had over hundred.Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good.Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy. . .
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.