Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.

Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: “All the blondes have gone home!”

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.” So the married

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I’ll sink ?”

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”