Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.A man marries a woman, expecting she will never change, and she does. A woman marries a man expecting he WILL change, and
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Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A: “‘Debbie’. . . that’s cute. What did you name the other one?”
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her mind?was called “Sanka” because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?was an M. D. – Mentally Deficient?had a