Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat calls Mike’s wife, Mary, and says: “Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there’s been an accident down at the Guinness.””Saints Preserve us,” says she, “is Mike alright?”Pat responds, “I’d like to tell
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows…when the light comes on they all scatter!
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your carstarts, you get your job back and life is great.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for the refill!”