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Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, “Yank my Dandy Doodle!”
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, “I have a Nintendo!”Little girl says, “Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!”Little boy says, “So, my dad’s a doctor!”Little girls says, “My dad’s an astronaut!”Back and forth
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or “Hickphonics,” as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:HEIDI — noun. Greeting.HIRE YEW – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.Usage: “Heidi.
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, “Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?”The youngster responds, proudly, “Ya, Santa brought it