An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old man’s language was not the cleanest, and it would seem that the parrot picked up on this. The nephew did not like this, and tried to break the parrot of its swearing habit. He tried everything.
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Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?A….The brunette, because the other two don’t exist!
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope we’ll still be friends.Mellita, domi adsum.Honey, I’m home.Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio.I am
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here’s how the conversation went:Police Officer #1: “What’s your name?”Shutup:
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only say “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?’””That’s terrible!”, the priest exclaimed, “Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you’re walking by the annoying someone. Repeat this ritual (making sure the annoyance can hear you) constantly, but never tell the annoying someone the rest of the joke.It will eventually drive them
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats, ungrateful little jerksI have a good mind to scrap the whole worksI’ve busted my ass for damn near a yearInstead of thanks Santa what do I