A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it’s one of two things.The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.””What do you mean!” The guy says, “Can’t you tell the difference?””Well, says the Doc, the
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John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan.We met at a party about 3 months ago.” John: “hmmm… Susan? You say we met 3 months ago?” Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None ‘o yo’ freakin’ bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.Q: How many Russian leaders does it
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims,
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.Jesus stops them and says, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!”Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor’s bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished. “Yeah daddy,
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, “I’m sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg.” “Well, I was thrown from the ship during gale force winds, and before