The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered “Star Wars”15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader’s seems to have helped his breathing immensely.13 Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks
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MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?”He considered this for a moment, and then replied, “I think so.I’ve always been especially fond of married women.”
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails.”Hold it!”, says Dummer.”Why are you throwing all those nails away?””Because.”, says Dum. “The heads are on the wrong end.””You dummy!”, replies Dummer.”Those are for the other side of the house!”
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don’t have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don’t have eyes.Why don’t men eat more M&M’s?They’re too hard to peel.What do you call a