Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark Card Day 8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day7 Newtsmas6 Deadbeat Father’s Day 5 Bad Hair Day4 Put Your Daughter To Work Day3 Doris Day2 St.
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailing list that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.Don’t be
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married.” He did.”Now kiss me the way you used to…””Now darling, bite me the way you used to.”At this point the husband got out of
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!”She says “Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”He replies “I don’t care…Just get the heck out!!”