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How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, “You’re kidnapped, so be quiet and don’t
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks the father.”The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6’””But that’s right!””Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”His father asks, “What’s the fucking difference?”Johnny says, “That’s exactly what I said!”
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.