A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”The small guy faints.The
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Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day was a very special one. If he prayed extra hard, he’d be able to see when he woke up in the morning.The next morning she came into Herbie’s room to make
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”2 Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”3 Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s already one
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs — without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.Finally after twenty years, they took a
Top Ten Changes to the new Star Wars update#10 Tie fighters replaced with black UN helicopters lead by Buotros Buotros Vader.#9 Sand People replaced by Michigan Militia members (and still walk single file to hide their numbers).#8 Kahn turns out to be Captain Kirk’s father (whoops, that’s from the Top
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop”Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?Hand
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.Second Man: Then it is a miracle that you landed safely on the ground and nothing happened to you.First Man: Who said the airplane was flying?!!