201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn’t fit.203. Q: Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
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221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do…222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.223.
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I’m fucked now.Confusion: What the fuck…?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!Denial: I didn’t fucking do it.Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?Directions: Fuck off.Chronology: It’s Five-Fucking-Thirty!Business:
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes.Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course.Operator: And the switch is
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender…Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.” Bartender:”What is a B and C?”. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.” Bartender: “What’s a G and T?” Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”Blonde: “I’ll have
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when I got one… I got real snippy.2. I heard you had herpes…and I feel terrible…I’d say “Get well soon”…but I know it’s incurable.3. My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “GREEN SIDE UP! “In the second room she told the painter she would