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141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.142. Q: Why did they stop doing the “WAVE” at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning.143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted it’s tail and kissed it where the sun don’t shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.”Whatya do that fer?” he asked.”Got chapped lips,”
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.163. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be hell of a party.”The pharmacist goes in the back
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office. When the Aggie returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if