A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.3. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103. Q: What will she ask you? A: “Is it mine?”104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One’s a bunch a cunning runts …123 Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and