Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.”Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this was cute.”Well,” said Little Johnny, “I figured I could just
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*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day with the following exercises a week before the exam, you will be totally prepared for the test — and best of all — you can do
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST – Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.TOY TEST – Obtain
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price.She thought she’d die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat.””What’s that mean?” asked the child.”Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”.The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott’s Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called – Knott NOW!!!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. “Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!”, she exclaimed.”No”, said the genie, “You have been very bad this year, and because of